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 * **You Have a gun with one Bullet and their was a lion, Bear and a jaguar, What Will You Do? You shoot the lion, drink the bear and drive away in the jaguar **
 * **What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? A clock **
 * **What word begins and ends with an ‘e’ but only has one letter? Envelope **
 * **What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it? A Teapot **
 * **Which letter of the alphabet has the most water? The C **
 * **What starts with a ‘P’, ends with an ‘E’ and has thousands of letters? The Post Office! **
 * **It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you’ll die. What is it? Nothing. Nothing is greater than God, nothing is more evil than the devil, the poor have nothing, the rich need nothing and if you eat nothing you’ll die **
 * **What has forty feet and sings? ****The school choir! **
 * **What do elves do after school? ****Gnomework! **
 * **Why does a flamingo lift up one leg? ****Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall down! **
 * **What sort of animal is a slug? ****A snail with a housing problem! **
 * **<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 130%;">Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! **
 * **<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 130%;">Where do tadpoles change? ****<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 130%;">In a croakroom! **
 * **<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 130%;">What's an insect's favourite sport? Cricket! **
 * **<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 130%;">What is "out of bounds"? A tired kangaroo! **
 * **<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 130%;">Why do birds fly south in the winter? Because it's too far to walk! **